“You don’t owe prettiness to anyone. Not to your boyfriend/spouse/partner, not to your co-workers, especially not to random men on the street. You don’t owe it to your mother, you don’t owe it to your children, you don’t owe it to civilization in general. Prettiness is not a rent you pay for occupying a space marked “female”.” – Erin McKean, You Don’t Have to be Pretty (via hollabackboston)
I can vouch that all morticians have the same sense of humor.
“If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding,” – Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller (via icecreamcottage)
Me: Do you have updog?
Mate: What’s updog?
Me: Not much, you?